i dont even want to be cute anymore i just want a rat and lime candied yams
Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE
things i wanna do w/u:
- get milkshakes at a cute fifties place
- splash in the street during a storm
- take pictures of flowers and cool plants
- kiss & hug in the ocean
- play cards by candlelight
- sew couple cosplays
- overthrow the government probably
captaincolonel asked: Hey Neil! As a person who does work with/help individuals with special needs, I just want to say that last anon is totes wrong. I love it when people call others out on language like retard. It's a word that many many people still use and don't get criticized for very often. If only people who actively worked to help people with disabilities could call out ableism, we wouldn't get anywhere very fast.
Yeah I got a family member with special needs too and I’m not okay with her growing up in a world that throws that word around, and ESPECIALLY not a world where people care so little about her that they’ll expend great lots of energy defending the act of throwing that word around. :\
Stupid, idiot, dumb, and moron were all at one time in the medical lexicon for officially describing various degrees of mental illness. I never see anyone raise issue with their usage.
What makes retard so special? (No pun intended.)
I’ve actually tried to stop using those too. It’s legit difficult.
i guess in my opinion the difference is that retard has not made that shift yet and there is still a chance to stop hurting people with special needs with the word retard instead of just waiting for its meaning to die down into meaning a softer version of what it does now. It equates stupidity with mental illness, all of the above words do the same, the difference is that it’s colloquial meaning isn’t yet its only meaning. so let’s just?? kill it now yeah??
- That nudity is inherently sexual
- That people should be judged for their personal decisions
- That yelling solves problems
- That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
- That age correlates to importance
- That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
- That the default for someone is straight and cisgender