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dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

(via rosopolopolis)

therealeovaldez:

steverogrs:

bangniam:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK

also

  • YOO HOO big summer blowout

Make sure to say the “blowout” at the that moment for extra kink

(Source: literallyrad, via heljhammack)

(Source: paulsimononsteeth, via xmarlysx)

heckyeahlolitafashion:

Angelic Pretty Fukuoka: ☆★お知らせ★☆

(via oliviainlace)

datingat23:

fistfulofweasley:

I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like 

if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of them have laxatives in them and one’s got cyanide in there, BUT THEY’RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT

you’re probably not gonna take a fucking cookie

I can’t breathe. This is so accurate.

(Source: acederek, via dollyrotted)

snapchatting:

i love my boyfriend, he’s so pretty and tall. people keep telling me that he’s just a tree but they don’t know anything about love

(via coolteenf)

duffyloveshergiraffe:

It’s wonderful weather and so I decided to go to the market this morning. Didn’t need much because I was already grocery shopping yesterday, but I still found some very delicious strawberries, plums and oranges. 

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

(via pizzapanic)

sky-mall:

Look at my pretty plants on my balcony

(via 2kawaiitofunction)

(Source: mysticwingman, via aplaygroundtome)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

rdjass:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

hail hydra

(via thenoblehelium)