my hair is literally insane

shout out to heirloom tomatoes

aleetlecomic:

Pocket Knives!

(this one is a little less elaborate than my previous comic, so be expecting both styles from now on!)

ohhitherestranger:

I wish I was funny like Annie

aleetlepinch:

Miss someone? Paint a helium balloon like their face. Deflate it. Put it in your back pocket.

They’re still gone and that was weird advice.

hi

starrby:

Not even ONE dead squirrel!

I’m cleaning my room. AT LEAST ONE lucky person who reblogs or likes this post will get a mystery package from me.

Said mystery package will have lots of cool mystery items found in my room.

Depending on how busy I am when I finally send, mystery…

blackdads:

im the girl in the back

acquaintedwithqts:

Pilot, we can’t clean our rooms when we’re so distracted by your adorable face!

What a cutie

Kiki